But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
