So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
