I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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