I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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