dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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