Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This gyro tastes like lonliness
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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