I'm drive I can fine osifer
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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