I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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