is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My nipple is on Facebook.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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