white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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