no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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