fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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