After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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