All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We had to coat check the pizza.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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