new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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