do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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