He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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