But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
