He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize