Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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