i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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