Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
