their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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