Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
It's blow job season.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
tell me about the fingering
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