....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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