i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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