his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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