Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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