dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Randomize
