There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
