Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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