Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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