seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
