Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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