fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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