did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I didn't notice because vodka
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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