I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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