Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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