I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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