ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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