Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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