But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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