never play flip cup with pint glasses
the condom got lost in my hair
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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