Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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