my being single is dangerous.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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