Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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