East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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