Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Watching her eat just hurts me
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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