420 ftw
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I understand Curling. That high.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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