trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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