Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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