win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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