I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just had sex bonerless
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
