they need to just BURY HIM!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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